everyone is reblogging this and adding stuff along the lines of “this is me when i read fanfic at 3 am” when the context of this was a reddit post about a woman who kept getting abortions to fuel her breeding fetish while not having to actually raise a kid so i do not think that is you actually
they hooked prince phillip’s dick up to a sucking machine to try and remove a clot in an artery that posed massive risk but they accidentally dialed it to 11 and he was screaming in pleasure as he got drained like an empty tooth paste tube and when they give the world one last look at his body during the funeral hes going to be lookin like flat stanley
